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<center>[img[https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_832b56025b7f4272b29893c68409ca11~mv2.png][Intro]]</center>
<center><h1>LOVE TRANSCENDS DIMENSIONS</h1>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Hi! Welcome to Dot's Sip, the cosiest cafe in the whole of Cavo Due! I haven't seen you around town before...</h2><<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|Whatname]]</p><</timed>></center>
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Volume: <<volume>>MUSIC
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SOUND EFFECTS
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HEALTH
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>$name! Weird, that was my grandfather's name. This is like fate or something. Nice to meet you! I hope this isn't weird of me to say, but you have a really friendly face. I can tell we're going to get along great.</h2><<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|Whytown]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Should've figured. "$reason" is the reason most people end up here! Say, this might seem a little forward, but are you seeing anyone right now?</h2>
<p>[[Yes]]</p>
<p>[[No]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Are you sure?</h2>
<p>[[Just kidding. | No]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Lucky you! This place is always crawling with babes. Pardon my language, but this place is a hunkapalooza! See anyone you like already?</h2>
<p>[[Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Wow, Dot wasn't lying! It's an all you can eat seafood buffet in here.... And I certainly like what I "sea" (see.)
Where to begin?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3]]</p></center><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_baf4b5a3d66040efb9719ddbf292283e~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>That's Haruki Mikeokami, he's the town's resident writer. He's a little moody, but I bet the right person could break through his tortured exterior.</h2>
<p>[[I think I'll talk to him.]]</p>
<p>[[Hmmm, let me have another look. | Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>That's Hitsune Mikeo, he's a sweet young thing studying at the local college. Lots of energy... if you're into that sort of thing.</h2>
<p>[[I'm into that sort of thing.]]</p>
<p>[[Hmmm, let me have another look. | Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>That's Mike Oklahomie, the American - a transplant just like you! It's a lonely life being a cowboy, but maybe.... it doesn't have to be?</h2>
<p>[[Yeehaw!]]</p>
<p>[[Hmmm, let me have another look. | Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Oh... was the sound of my typewriter bothering you?</h2>
<p>[[It was actually. | No, sorry!]]</p>
<p>[[Not at all.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>It bothers most people, but sometimes the creation of great art is necessarily antagonistic, y'know?</h2>
<p>[[Totally.]]</p>
<p>[[I'm not sure I know what you mean. | No, sorry!]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Hora! Do you like penguins?! Gosh, what am I saying... Moshi Wake Gozaimasen! Sorry for being so random!</h2>
<p>[[That's ok, I like random.]]</p>
<p>[[Uh, never mind.|Let me look around.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie</h1><h2>Yeehaw! I was hopin' you'd be headin' my way. You're lookin' in apple pie order today, if'n ya don't mind my sayin'. What brings you all the way out to Cavo Due? </h2>
<p>[[$reason|reasonoklahoma]]</p>
<p>[[I'd rather not talk about it.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Oiishi! What's your name?</h2>
<p>[["I'm " + $name|namehitsune]]</p>
<p>[[None of your business.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I'm Haruki Mikeokami, but you knew that. You've probably read my books? <i>"Borges Near the Beach"? "Swedish Bark"? "Soft-Boiled Looking Glass and also the Apocalypse"?</i></h2>
<p>[[Of course!]]</p>
<p>[[No, sorry!]]</p></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Always nice to meet a fan. Did I hear Dot call you $name?</h2>
<p>[[That's right.]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Well fuck off then.</h2>
<p>[[Fair enough.]]</p>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Oops, forgot to mention he's a bit touchy about things like that! Guess he's just not the guy for you, huh? Don't worry, plenty more to choose from!</h2>
<p>[[I guess you're right. | Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>How strange, $name was my grandfather's name. So, what can I do for you?</h2>
<p>[[Could you sign a copy of my book?]]</p>
<p>[[Could I buy you a generic brand creme-filled sandwich cookie frozen blended coffee beverage?]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>If you want a signed book, pay to attend one of my signings like everybody else. Now quit bothering me, I'm working.</h2>
<p>[[Fair enough.]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>A generic brand creme-filled sandwich cookie frozen blended coffee beverage sounds great. Thanks, $name.</h2>
<p>[[No problem, be right back.]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I've changed my mind. | Let me look around.]]</p>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Hi! Looks like you two are really hitting it off! One generic brand creme-filled sandwich cookie frozen blended coffee beverage coming right up. Did you want to order yourself something?</h2>
<<textbox "$drink" "">><p>[[I'll have that, please.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<<audio margarita play>>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>I'll bring your generic brand creme-filled sandwich cookie frozen blended coffee beverage and your $drink right over! Now stop wasting time chatting to me, and get back over there!</h2>
<p>[[Thanks, Dot!]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I might see who else is around. | Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Welcome back. I thought you'd abandoned me, like my father. Ha! Ha! What brings you to Cavo Due?</h2>
<p>[[$reason|Reason]]</p>
<p>[[Um, personal business.]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Not at all. As a writer, I find human behavior fascinating and as a celebrity, I find normalcy to be very appealing.</h2>
<p>[[<excuse yourself to go blush>]]</p>
<p>[[<blush openly and proudly>]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You're a liar? I like that. It's dark. What's this real, more interesting reason then?</h2>
<<textbox "$reason2" "">>
<p>[[Yeah, that's it!]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Well if you don't want to talk to me, why are you here?</h2>
<p>[["I'm sorry! I'm here because " + $reason|Reason]]</p>
<p>[[I don't share these things with people I just met.|I never liked you anyway!]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I should have guessed. "$reason" is the answer basically everyone gives. </h2>
<p>[[Guess I'm pretty boring, huh?]]</p>
<p>[[I was lying, the real reason is way more interesting!]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Crimany! I came runnin' in here like a bag o' nails on a desert canary thinkin' the bathroom was plumb empty and nearly knocked your cotton socks off. My humblest apologies! Hey, y'all are blushin'! Is that for me? </h2>
<p>[[No!]]</p>
<p>[[Play your cards right...]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Blushing? In public? You're fascinating, I'm obsessed.... I must write you into my next book.</h2>
<p>[[Next book?]]</p>
<p>[[Uh, I've gotta go...|No, sorry!]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You $reason2? That's so.... hot!</h2>
<p>[[You really think so?]]</p>
<p>[[Uhhh... that's kinda messed up. Think I'm gonna go talk to someone else.|Let me look around.]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Absolutely. We should date.</h2>
<p>[[Buh..... guhhhh!!!]]</p>
<p>[[I can do better|Let me look around.]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>I beg your pardon then. Look at me, thinkin' I'm some sort of flannel mouth makin' his jack squinnyin' ya in a public bathroom. Much obliged t' meet ya, anyway. I'd best be gettin' back on the trail. Yeehaw!</h2>
<p>[[No, wait!]]</p>
<p>[[See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.|<ditch him>]]</p>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Yeehaw?</h2>
<p>[[Maybe we could get to know each other after all.]]</p>
<p>[[Never mind.|<ditch him>]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Well hot damn, I thought you was givin' me the mitten. I can set with that, but not here. Get a wiggle on and come over to my table when you're ready. </h2>
<p>[[Sure thing.|Yeehaw!]]</p>
<p>[[<ditch him>]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Have you been blushing?</h2>
<p>[[No way!]]</p>
<p>[[Yes, is that a problem?]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Yes, I'm working on it right now. On the surface, it's a silly sci-fi story about a man who becomes fixated on the idea that there are other versions of himself spread throughout the "multiverse." </h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|newbook2]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Great! What would you like to do?</h2>
<<textbox "$dateharuki" "For our date, we should...">><p>[[Maybe let's do this?]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I love to $dateharuki, it's a date. Meet me back here tonight at 8.</h2>
<p>[[<go get ready>]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>What is that? </h2>
<<textbox "$giftharuki" "The gift I brought you is...">>
<p>[[That's what it is!]]</p>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Shame. I find people who are comfortable blushing very attractive. Hey, we should date.</h2>
<p>[[Buh..... guhhhh!!!]]</p>
<p>[[I can do better|Let me look around.]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Where did the attitude come from? I like it! We should date. </h2>
<p>[[Buh..... guhhhh!!!]]</p>
<p>[[I can do better|Let me look around.]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>$giftharuki? Great, how original. I'll put it with all the others. Misery does love company, after all!</h2>
<p>[[I love how radically honest you are.]]</p>
<p>[[You're a dick.]]</p>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em... I admire that. You a gambler?</h2>
<p>[[You bet!]]</p>
<p>[[Not really my thing, sorry.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Hot diggity! Many apologies for the thunderation, but you must be tellin' taradiddles. I'm here because of $reason too!</h2>
<p>[[You're joking!]]</p>
<p>[["Sorry, I don't think this will work. I've already had more than a lifetime's worth of " + $reason|Let me look around.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Darlin', I would never joke about $reason!</h2>
<p>[[You're a man with a code.]]</p>
<p>[["Sorry, I don't think this will work. I've already had more than a lifetime's worth of " + $reason|nothanks]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>How about this- we'll roll a die. If you get a 4 or above, I'll let you take me on a date!</h2>
<p>[[I'm in.]]</p>
<p>[[You're pretty full of yourself!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>No harm, no foul, I ain't fit to be tied! Much obliged to meet ya anyhow. Yeehaw!</h2>
<p>[[Wait... I've changed my mind.|You bet!]]</p>
<p>[[Yeah, you too.... I guess...|Let me look around.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Yeeeeeeehaw! Let's go!</h2>
Roll a 4 or better
<span id='dice-outcome'></span>
<span id='dice-button'>\
<<button '<p>Roll the die.</p>'>>
<<set $roll to random(1, 6)>>
<<if $roll gte 4>>
<<replace '#dice-outcome'>>\
<h2>You rolled a $roll.</h2> <p>[[Let's date!|Well Done]]</p>\
<</replace>>
<<replace '#dice-button'>><</replace>> /% remove button %/
<<else>>
<<replace '#dice-outcome'>>\
<h2>You rolled a $roll.</h2> <p>[[Guess it wasn't meant to be!|lostbet]]</p>\
<<replace '#dice-button'>><</replace>> /% remove button %/
<</replace>>
<</if>>
<</button>>\
</span>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Is that a good or a bad thing?</h2>
<p>[[Good!|I'm in.]]</p>
<p>[[Bad!|Not really my thing, sorry.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Yeeeeehaw! Well I ain't one to hang fire, let's go out tonight! What do you like to do?</h2>
<<textbox "$dateoklahomie" "For our date, we should...">><p>[[Maybe let's do this?|maybeoklahomie]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Sounds better'n a Oklahoma barbecue! Meet me back here at 8?</h2>
<p>[[It's a date!|oklahomiedate]]</p>
<p>[[Uh, I've changed my mind. Sorry!|Let me look around.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><div class="fade-in"><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_55f7844a4a274b8c88c70851b11bec09~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Well don't you clean up real purdy! What's that there gift you done brought me?</h2>
<<textbox "$giftoklahomie" "The gift is...">><p>[[It's just this!]]</p></center></div>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<<audio "datesong" loop play>>
<<playlist stop>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Wow, I didn't know you could get $giftoklahomie this side of the Red! You plumb read my mind.</h2>
<p>[[I'm glad you like it.]]</p>
<p>[[I searched "gifts for idiots" on my cellular telephone and this was the first result.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Well ain't you as sweet as my momma's ice tea! What kinda music do you like?</h2>
<p>[[Country]]</p><p>[[Western|Country]]</p><<textbox "$musicgenre" "The best music is...">><p>[[I like this kind.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Buhhhhh.....</h2>
<p>[[Buhhh? Guuuhhhh? I'm negging you, stupid! Do you love me yet?]]</p>
<p>[[I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Do you forgive me?]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Reckon I do, as it goes.</h2>
<p>[[You're weak and I could never respect you.]]</p>
<p>[[Marry me.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Reckon I can do that. Y'all ain't the only one who's done made some mistakes in their life.</h2>
<p>[[What mistakes have you made?]]</p>
<p>[[Not me.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>I guess I have to accept that. I will try to work on myself, but I think it's best I not start a relationship while on my new journey. Thank you for giving me my space during this time.</h2>
<p>[[Namaste.|Let me look around again.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><<audio finalsong play>>
<<audio datesong stop>>
<<playlist stop>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_d1bc90450fd44d5daf25cdc1bfa19a3a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You and Mike Oklahomie marry that evening and live together happily for seven years.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>><div class="fade-in"><h2>On the eighth year, Mike is shot seventy-six times in the back after a particularly wily duck hangs a sign on a tree proclaiming it "Oklahomie Season."</h2></div><<next 10s>><div class="fade-in"><h2>You never remarry.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "The End">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
<div class="fade-in"><center>
<p>The End</p><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_832b56025b7f4272b29893c68409ca11~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" /></center></div><<timed 8s>><<goto "finish2">><</timed>><div class="fade-in"><center>
<p>Music</p>
<h1>Aurel Mante - Kawaii Overload</h1>
<h1>Silva de Alegria - Una Mañana Dorada</h1>
<h1>Ian Fever & Almi - Autumn</h1>
<h1>Aritus - Spirit</h1></center></div><<timed 8s>><<goto "musiccont">><</timed>><div class="fade-in"><center>
<p>Written by</p><h1>Mike O</h1></center></div><<timed 8s>><<goto "finish3">><</timed>><div class="fade-in"><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_2987415425a24e87b6f9905859659911~mv2.gif" width="600" height="338" /></center></div><div class="fade-in"><center><p>[[twitch.tv/cabletwo|https://twitch.tv/cabletwo]]</p>
<h1>[[Play again?|Intro]]</h1></center></div><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" /><h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Sounds gimmicky, I know, but it's actually a self-reflexive, postmodern commentary on our cultural narcissism and obsessive oversharing in the age of social media as a placebic alternative to mental healthcare. At least, that's what I'll tell the critics. The only thing I'm missing is a title... </h2>
<<textbox "$bookname" "The title should be...">><p>[[How about that for a title?]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><<audio "datesong" stop>>
<<audio "fightsong" stop>>
<<audio "finalsong" stop>>
<<playlist volume 0.25 loop play>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_09cff9987fd348b3a646ec455dadade5~mv2.jpg" width="600" height="400" /></div><<timed 5s t8n>><center><div class="fade-in"><h2>In the town of Cavo Due, your new life begins...</h2></div></center>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "Begin">>
\<</timed>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_1d4f98285a154606be62637473336495~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" /><h1>DOT:</h1><h2>I'm Dot, obviously! What's your name?</h2><<textbox "$name" "Enter name...">><p>[[That's my name.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguefemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_1d4f98285a154606be62637473336495~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>What brings you to our little town?</h2>
<<textbox "$reason" "The reason I came here is...">><p>[[That's why.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguefemale play>><div class="fade-in"><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Wow, you look great! I'm so glad you asked me here to $dateharuki. Nobody in this town ever wants to do that! Did you bring me a gift?</h2>
<p>[[Naturally. Here you go!]]</p>
<p>[[Was I supposed to?|I never liked you anyway!]]</p></center></div>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<<audio "datesong" loop play>>
<<playlist stop>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" /><h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>The man goes to great lengths to build a public narrative around this concept, through which he hopes to gain validation by creating and releasing weekly content on the subject and encouraging his audience to care about not only the real him but the infinite other possible hims.</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|book2]]</p>
\<</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Yes... $bookname.... $bookname, I like it! It sums it up perfectly! We should date.</h2>
<p>[[Buh..... guhhhh!!!]]</p>
<p>[[Come to think of it, you're not really my type|No, sorry!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center>
<p>Music</p><div class="fade-in">
<h1>Flerovium - Faded Colors</h1>
<h1>Extenz - Endless Summer</h1>
<h1>Alisa - Candy Shop</h1>
<h1>Kevin MacLeod - Cattails</h1></div></center><<timed 8s>><<goto "finish4">><</timed>><center><div class="fade-in"><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_3769419a5b5647a0aff102dadb49ce97~mv2.jpg" width="600" height="400" /></div><<timed 5s t8n>><center><div class="fade-in"><h2>Later that evening...</h2></div></center>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "It's a date!">>
\<</timed>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_744822695a8a439db8e396cf1c2b9ce7~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Alright, let's give this another go!
Who to pick?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3|You're weak and I could never respect you.]]</p></center>
<<audio datesong stop>>
<<playlist volume 0.25 loop play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Do you really, or are you just telling me what I want to hear?</h2>
<p>[[I really do.]]</p>
<p>[[Just brown nosing.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>A dick whose books have been translated into 50 languages. How many languages have your books been translated into?</h2>
<p>[[None...]]</p>
<p>[[I've never written a book.|None...]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>No harm, no foul, I ain't fit to be tied! Much obliged to meet ya anyhow. Yeehaw!</h2>
<p>[[Yeah, you too.... I guess...|Let me look around.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Good. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's "yes" people. Don't you agree?</h2>
<p>[[Yes.]]</p>
<p>[[No.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Ha! Ha! What a delightful sense of humor you have. Have you read any good books lately?</h2>
<p>[[I just finished reading one of yours.]]</p>
<<textbox "$differentbook" "The best book I've read lately...">><p>[[I just read this]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>What did I just say?!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|brownnose2]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You're so complicated... you remind me of myself when I was your age. </h2>
<p>[[Tell me about your childhood.]]</p>
<p>[[That's very conceited.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Did you really, or are you just telling me what I want to hear?</h2>
<p>[[I really did!|I really do.]]</p>
<p>[[Just brown nosing.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I loved $differentbook! The richly-detailed noses... just delightful.</h2>
<p>[[I'm not really into noses.|brownnose2]]</p>
<p>[[That was the best part for me too.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_6090a8c4fc78422e91791a35382e610b~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em... I admire that. You a gambler?</h2>
<p>[[You bet!|betbathroom]]</p>
<p>[[Not really my thing, sorry.|notthingbathroom]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.</h2><<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|austinpowers2]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You wouldn't say that if you knew about my childhood.</h2>
<p>[[Tell me about your childhood.]]</p>
<p>[[I really don't give a shit.|I never liked you anyway!]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Well, I would never call myself fascinating... or interesting... or widely acclaimed as a genius, with a distinctive magical-realist style that is both deceptively simple and dense. But if you wanted to? </h2>
<p>[[It's all true.|That's so nice of you to say.]]</p>
<p>[[You're so full of yourself.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Are you joking?</h2>
<p>[[Uh, of course. That's so interesting.|That's fascinating.]]</p>
<p>[[No really, it's from Austin Powers.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I don't think this is going to work out. Goodbye.</h2>
<p>[[Goodbye.]]</p>
<p>[[I never liked you anyway!]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_744822695a8a439db8e396cf1c2b9ce7~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Wow, Dot wasn't lying! It's an all you can eat seafood buffet in here.... And I certainly like what I "sea" (see.)
Where to begin?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1|brownnose2]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3]]</p></center>
<<audio datesong stop>>
<<playlist volume 0.25 loop play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Well fuck off then.</h2>
<p>[[Fair enough.|Goodbye.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_6090a8c4fc78422e91791a35382e610b~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>How about this- we'll roll a die. If you get a 4 or above, I'll let you take me on a date!</h2>
<p>[[I'm in.|inbathroom]]</p>
<p>[[You're pretty full of yourself!|fullbathroom]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_6090a8c4fc78422e91791a35382e610b~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>No harm, no foul, I ain't fit to be tied! Much obliged to meet ya anyhow. Yeehaw!</h2>
<p>[[Wait... I've changed my mind.|betbathroom]]</p>
<p>[[Yeah, you too.... I guess...|<ditch him>]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_6090a8c4fc78422e91791a35382e610b~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Yeeeeeeehaw! Let's go!</h2>
Roll a 4 or better
<span id='dice-outcome'></span>
<span id='dice-button'>\
<<button '<p>Roll the die.</p>'>>
<<set $roll to random(1, 6)>>
<<if $roll gte 4>>
<<replace '#dice-outcome'>>\
<h2>You rolled a $roll.</h2> <p>[[Let's date!|Welldonebathroom]]</p>\
<</replace>>
<<replace '#dice-button'>><</replace>> /% remove button %/
<<else>>
<<replace '#dice-outcome'>>\
<h2>You rolled a $roll.</h2> <p>[[Guess it wasn't meant to be!|lostbetbathroom]]</p>\
<<replace '#dice-button'>><</replace>> /% remove button %/
<</replace>>
<</if>>
<</button>>\
</span>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_6090a8c4fc78422e91791a35382e610b~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Is that a good or a bad thing?</h2>
<p>[[Good!|inbathroom]]</p>
<p>[[Bad!|notthingbathroom]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Yeeeeehaw! Well I ain't one to hang fire, let's go out tonight! What do you like to do?</h2>
<<textbox "$dateoklahomie" "For our date, we should...">><p>[[Maybe let's do this?|maybeoklahomiebathroom]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_55f7844a4a274b8c88c70851b11bec09~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>No harm, no foul, I ain't fit to be tied! Much obliged to meet ya anyhow. Yeehaw!</h2>
<p>[[Yeah, you too.... I guess...|<ditch him>]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_6090a8c4fc78422e91791a35382e610b~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Sounds better'n a Oklahoma barbecue! Meet me back here at 8?</h2>
<p>[[It's a date!|oklahomiedate]]</p>
<p>[[Uh, I've changed my mind. Sorry!|<ditch him>]]</p></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>That's what I thought. So what do you do for fun?</h2>
<<textbox "$funharuki" "I like to...">>
<p>[[That's fun for me.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>$funharuki? Yeah, I don't really like to $funharuki... I prefer scouring the local flea markets for obscure Curtis Fuller records, don't you?</h2>
<p>[[Oh yes, I much prefer that!]]</p>
<p>[[No, not really...]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Do you really, or are you just telling me what I want to hear?</h2>
<p>[[I really do.]]</p>
<p>[[Just brown nosing.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You're not afraid to speak your truth to me, even though I'm famous and wildly successful. I really admire that. Tell me about your childhood.</h2>
<p>[[I'm not comfortable with that.]]</p>
<<textbox "$childhoodharuki" "My childhood was like this...">><p>[[So now you know.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I admire your restraint. Although I trade in truth, there is also value in mystery. Hey, I should write that down... Are you going to be in town for long?</h2>
<p>[[I hope so.]]</p>
<p>[[Probably not.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Wow. Do you mind if I write that into my next book?</h2>
<p>[[I'm not comfortable with that.]]</p>
<p>[[I would be delighted!]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>It's getting kinda late and I have to be up early for a call with my publisher. I should be getting off to bed. Unless... you want to join me?</h2>
<p>[[Hell yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't do that sort of thing.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Hmm. I'm too old for a fling, I'm looking to settle down. If you're not going to be sticking around, I don't see much of a point in this date continuing.</h2>
<p>[[I'm kidding! I'm not going anywhere.|I hope so.]]</p>
<p>[[Thank you for your interest. I will treasure our brief time together.|Goodbye.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><<audio finalsong play>>
<<playlist stop>>
<<audio "datesong" stop>>
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<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You and Haruki Mikeokami retire to his boudoir, where the two of you have a night of passion like none you've ever experienced before.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "hellyeah2">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Thank goodness for that. Anyone who's ever read any of my love scenes should know I have little to no actual interest in sex. Finally, a partner I can truly be myself with. Marry me?</h2>
<p>[[Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!.]]</p>
<p>[[I think it might be a bit soon...]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_2fa40c1c63fa4b14a6cac095ca3cd13e~mv2.jpg" width="600" height="400" />
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>In the morning, you awake alone in bed with a wad of bills on the pillow next to you. You return to the cafe to find your reputation in tatters and are forced to leave town to start afresh.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "The End">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
<<audio finalsong play>>
<<audio car play>>
<<playlist stop>>
<<audio "datesong" stop>>
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<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You and Haruki Mikeokami marry that evening.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "harukimarry2">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I understand, but as an artist who has chosen to neglect his mental healthcare in service of great literature, I am prone to frequent spontaneous, emotional decisions. If you can't handle that, this is going nowhere.</h2>
<p>[[I've changed my mind.|Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!.]]</p>
<p>[[I can't handle that.|brownnose2]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><<audio finalsong play>>
<<playlist stop>>
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<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You live in bliss until you notice the love interest in his next book, whose beautiful nose is described in minute detail, suspiciously resembles that publishing intern he's been spending an awful lot of time with.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "harukimarry3">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
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<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>Two months later, you divorce and leave town.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "The End">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You were very quick to answer. You're not just using me for my fame, are you?</h2>
<p>[[No way!|noway2]]</p>
<p>[[I am a bit, yeah.|I never liked you anyway!]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Thank goodness. You have no idea how difficult it is, being as famous and successful as I am.</h2>
<p>[[Oh booo hooo! Wah wah wah!|I never liked you anyway!]]</p>
<p>[[Tell me more.|Tell me about your childhood.]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.</h2>
<p>[[That's fascinating.]]</p>
<p>[[That's from Austin Powers.]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Ah shit.... ah nuts! That's a passage from my last book, how did nobody notice that? I've gotta call my publisher!</h2>
<p>[[Call them!]]</p>
<p>[[That's rude, we're on a date.|I never liked you anyway!]]</p>
</center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Wow... refreshing. I feel like you could really keep me honest. Have you watched any good television lately?</h2>
<p>[[I don't own a TV.]]</p>
<<textbox "$tvharuki" "The best show on right now is...">><p>[[Have you seen this?]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" /></center><center><h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You don't? As a storyteller, I find that bizarre. Television has produced so much great art.</h2>
<p>[[I don't agree.|brownnose2]]</p>
<p>[[Where should I start?]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Oh my god, I love $tvharuki! I've seen every episode at least twice.</h2>
<p>[[I didn't think you'd watch TV.]]</p>
<p>[[Try three times!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>What, you think I'm pretentious?</h2><p>[[Not at all!|That's so nice of you to say.]]</p><p>[[Kinda.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>What, you think you're better than me?</h2>
<p>[[I didn't mean it like that!|That's so nice of you to say.]]</p>
<p>[[Kinda.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I love the way you bust my chops. By the way, you have the most wonderful nose...</h2>
<p>[[It's my worst feature.]]</p>
<p>[[Thanks.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>I don't think you have any bad features.</h2>
<p>[[That's so nice of you to say.]]</p>
<p>[[That's because artists are fucked up.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Wow, no argument? And people say I'm conceited...</h2><p>[[I was just accepting your compliment.]]</p><p>[[Are you for real?|brownnose2]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Sorry, I shouldn't have snapped. I'm just up against a deadline and struggling. It's not your fault. Speaking of, I should be getting off to bed. Unless... you want to join me?</h2>
<p>[[Hell yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't do that sort of thing.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You're sweet, but you lack edge. I don't think there's any chemistry here, sorry.</h2><<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|brownnose2]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>There you go again, busting my chops. It's pretty late, I should be getting off to bed. Unless... you want to join me?</h2>
<p>[[Hell yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't do that sort of thing.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" /></center>
<center><h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Start by buying a TV.</h2></center><center><p>[[That makes sense.]]</p>
<p>[[You're a dick.|That's because artists are fucked up.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>It's pretty late, I should be getting off to bed. Unless... you want to join me?</h2>
<p>[[Hell yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't do that sort of thing.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Thanks... I'll be right back.</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|callthem]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Hi stranger! Couldn't help but notice you all alone!</h2>
<p>[[I'm on a date.]]</p><p>[[Take a seat.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Yabai! My whoopsie! Awkward spork! Sorry to bother you!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|harukireturn]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Hey I'm ba-- what is THIS?!!</h2><<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|caughtintheact]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Thanks for waiting. Who was that you were talking to?</h2>
<p>[[Someone nicer than you.|I never liked you anyway!]]</p>
<p>[[I don't know him.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Oh ok. Hey, it's pretty late, I should be getting off to bed. Unless... you want to join me?</h2>
<p>[[Hell yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't do that sort of thing.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_607e79d8015f447a843ebe6c0dcd0a0f~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Who is this??</h2>
<p>[[My date.]]</p><p>[[Nobody!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Nani?!! You're on a date already?! That is SO kimoi!</h2>
<p>[[I'd rather date you!]]</p><p>[[I've made a mistake!|No, come back!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>Nobody, huh?! Fine, enjoy the rest of <i>our</i> date with this guy then!</h2>
<p>[[No, come back!]]</p>
<p>[[I will.|I'd rather date you!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>No chance, dick. You blew it!</h2>
<p>[[Goodbye.]]</p>
<p>[[I never liked you anyway!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_607e79d8015f447a843ebe6c0dcd0a0f~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Majide?! I would never steal someone else's date. Masaka! Go to hell!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohatsunenoharuki]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_744822695a8a439db8e396cf1c2b9ce7~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Wow, Dot wasn't lying! It's an all you can eat seafood buffet in here.... And I certainly like what I "sea" (see.)
Where to begin?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1|brownnose2]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2|nohitsune]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3]]</p></center>
<<audio datesong stop>>
<<playlist volume 0.25 loop play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_607e79d8015f447a843ebe6c0dcd0a0f~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>It's not going to work out between us. Kuso!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohatsunenoharuki]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_607e79d8015f447a843ebe6c0dcd0a0f~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>It's not going to work out between us. Usero!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohitsunelook]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_744822695a8a439db8e396cf1c2b9ce7~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Wow, Dot wasn't lying! It's an all you can eat seafood buffet in here.... And I certainly like what I "sea" (see.)
Where to begin?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2|nohitsune]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3]]</p></center>
<<audio datesong stop>>
<<audio fightsong stop>>
<<audio finalsong stop>>
<<playlist volume 0.25 loop play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_e1e9fbbaf5b84d379812764c7d9102a3~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Haruki Mikeokami:</h1><h2>You're kind of a freak, huh... I don't usually ask this on the first date but... would you like to go to bed with me?</h2>
<p>[[Hell yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't do that sort of thing.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_7c223b07e5c24c81b907114ee825d416~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Well giddyup and yeehaw! That's my favorite music too! How do you feel about varmints?</h2>
<p>[[I love them.|I like this kind.]]</p>
<p>[[I hate them.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>This relationship is a dang farce. Sorry darlin', we're wronger together than a ten-cent man and a dog that won't hunt.</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nooklahomie]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Wow, Dot wasn't lying! It's an all you can eat seafood buffet in here.... And I certainly like what I "sea" (see.)
Where to begin?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3|I like this kind.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>But dang do I hate varmints, too! Can't stand 'em! You ever been shot in the be-hind by a pesky rabbit before?</h2>
<p>[[No, never.]]</p>
<p>[[Yes, once.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>It stings somethin' fierce, lemme tell ya! Yooooo-hooooo!</h2>
<p>[[Why do you yell like that?]]</p>
<p>[[Yooo-hooo!]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Yeehaw! Maybe we can retire to the boudoir and compare war scars...</h2>
<p>[[Let's go!]]</p><p>[[Not on the first date.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>That's the cowboy way! Give it a try!</h2>
<p>[[Yooo-hooo!]]</p>
<p>[[Let's talk about something else.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Don't patronise me, little darlin'.</h2>
<p>[[Sorry.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Reckon you're okay, I forgive ya. So what do you like to do for fun? Rustlin'? Wrasslin'? Uh... rooslin'?</h2>
<<textbox "$doforfunok" "I like to...">><p>[[Mostly this.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Why I ain't never even tried to $doforfunok before... reckon you could take me sometime, show me the ropes? Yeeehaw!</h2>
<p>[[I'd like that.]]</p>
<p>[[It's really more of a solo thing.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Maybe tomorrow?</h2>
<p>[[It's a date!|dateok2]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I don't think you're the one for me.|I don't think this works for me.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Message received loud and clear, yessirree! Sure is gettin' on a bit, that sleepy ol' sun looks plumb ready to drop his head. I better be turning in. Less'n y'all wanna join me in my bed-barn?</h2>
<p>[[Let's go!]]</p><p>[[Not on the first date.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Beggin' yer forgiveness for the ruse, but that right there was a test. I could never be with someone who would do that on the first date. This here is the end of the trail for you and I.</h2>
<p>[[Understood. We're clearly not compatible.]]</p>
<p>[[What da!|I like this kind.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Could it be? A city-slicker fit for the Cowboy King of Chickasha?! Marry me! </h2>
<p>[[Of course!|Marry me.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't think this works for me.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>'ppreciate the understandin', cowpoke. Happy trails!</h2><<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nooklahomie]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Yeeeehaw! We'd best get up reeeeeal early for it and that sleepy ol' sun looks plumb ready to drop his head already. I better be turning in. Less'n y'all wanna join me in my bed-barn?</h2>
<p>[[Let's go!]]</p>
<p>[[Not on the first date.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Guess it ain't meant to be. Our jointly-owned ranch done burned down. Ah well, plenty more coyotes on the mountain! Happy trails!</h2><<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nooklahomie]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>There was this one time.... heh... I was chasing this rabbit out in yon woods and I couldn't find him anyplace, no sir. Then this lady rabbit appears outta noplace...</h2>
<p>[[Then what?]]</p>
<p>[[Was she hot?]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Bein' a cowboy is rough and dirty... ain't no room for somebody fancies themselves pristine-like.</h2>
<p>[[I'm joking! I make tons of mistakes.]]</p>
<p>[[I'm clean as fuck, bro.|I don't think this works for me.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Then... y'know what, darlin'? This ain't first date talk. Let's wiggle our chins 'bout sum'n else.</h2>
<p>[[Like what?]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I'm just gonna go.|I don't think this works for me.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Hoooo-eeee! Was she ever! What in the sam hill did you think my mistake was? I was married to that lady rabbit for 6 months before findin' out it was the dang varmint I'd been huntin' all along!</h2>
<p>[[You'll never believe this....]]</p>
<p>[[<back away slowly>]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>You too, huh?! I'll tell ya, them there rabbits... they's some crafty sumbitches.</h2>
<p>[[You're telling me, I'm still paying alimony.]]</p>
<p>[[I'm trying to get away from all that.]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Hey now, where you goin'? I ain't the only guy I know's been married to a rabbit. Ain't even the only one's been married to THAT rabbit.</h2>
<p>[[Maybe I'm being hasty.|Let's talk about something else.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't think this is gonna work out.|I don't think this works for me.]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Well ain't we just two sweet teas in a glass. Say, this is mighty forward of me but we're just clickin' somethin' fierce. Would you escort me back to my bedchambers?</h2>
<p>[[Let's go!]]</p><p>[[Not on the first date.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up. Let's talk about something else.</h2>
<p>[[Like what?]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I'm just gonna go.|I don't think this works for me.]]</p>
</center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>How about music? What kind do you like?</h2>
<p>[[Country]]</p><p>[[Western|Country]]</p><<textbox "$musicgenre" "The best music is...">><p>[[I like this kind.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Like what?</h2>
<p>[[Well, this one time I was out chasing this rabbit...|You'll never believe this....]]</p>
<p>[[Let's talk about something else.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>Well, what do you wanna chat about?</h2>
<p>[[Music|Like what?]]</p>
<p>[[Sex]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>I'm sorry sugar, but I could never be with someone who would do that on the first date. This here is the end of the trail for you and I.</h2>
<p>[[Understood. We're clearly not compatible.]]</p><p>[[What da!|I like this kind.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Omae Kankei Nai! How rude!</h2>
<p>[[I'm sorry!|sorryhitsune]]</p>
<p>[[We're done here.|Let me look around.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Nani?! That was my grandfather's name! What brings you to Cavo Due?</h2>
<p>[[$reason|reasonhitsune]]</p>
<p>[[None of your business.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I guess I forgive you! What brings you to Cavo Due?</h2>
<p>[[$reason|reasonhitsune]]</p>
<p>[[None of your business.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Nani?! You're here because of $reason?!! As I suspected!</h2>
<p>[[Is it that obvious?]]</p>
<p>[[Your energy is a bit much.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>A man without a code's less use'n a frozen prairie coal! Yeehaw! Reckon me you're a gambler - tell me I'm wrong!</h2>
<p>[[You're wrong.|Not really my thing, sorry.]]</p>
<p>[[You're not wrong.|You bet!]]</p></center>
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<h1>Mike Oklahomie:</h1><h2>No harm, no foul, I ain't fit to be tied! Much obliged to meet ya anyhow. Yeehaw!</h2>
<p>[[Wait... I've changed my mind.|I'd rather not talk about it.]]</p>
<p>[[Yeah, you too.... I guess...|Let me look around.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Atarimae! I could tell you were here because of $reason the second you walked in!</h2>
<p>[[What brings you here?]]</p>
<p>[[Shows what you know, I was lying.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>If you can't handle me at my bakadere, you don't deserve me at my yandere!</h2>
<p>[[I'm sorry, that was rude!|sorryhitsune2]]</p>
<p>[[I don't think I should go "dere" (there) at all.|notformehitsune]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I guess I forgive you! Could you go get me a tea if we're to continue talking?</h2>
<p>[[Of course!|teahitsune]]</p>
<p>[[Get it yourself, punk.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Maybe another time then. Sayounara!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|Let me look around.]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Rude!!! This conversation is over, baka!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohitsune4]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>You two look like you're really hitting it off! What can I get you?</h2>
<p>[[Oolong tea]]</p>
<p>[[Earl grey tea]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Coming right up! Anything for yourself?</h2>
<<textbox "$drinkhitsune" "I would like to drink...">><p>[[Just that, please!|justthatplease2]]</p></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>Coming right up! Anything for yourself?</h2>
<<textbox "$drinkhitsune" "I would like to drink...">><p>[[Just that, please!]]</p></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>I'll bring your tea and your $drinkhitsune right over! Now stop wasting time chatting to me, and get back over there!</h2>
<p>[[Thanks, Dot!|thanksdot2]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I might see who else is around. | Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1><b>DOT:</b></h1><h2>I'll bring your tea and your $drinkhitsune right over! Now stop wasting time chatting to me, and get back over there!</h2>
<p>[[Thanks, Dot!|thanksdot3]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I might see who else is around. | Let me look around.]]</p><html></div></html></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Yada!! Earl grey?! I can't drink this!</h2>
<p>[[I'm sorry, I'll swap it for the oolong!]]</p>
<p>[[You'll take what you're given and you'll like it.|Get it yourself, punk.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Umai!! Oolong, my favorite! How did you know?</h2>
<p>[[I guess we're kindred spirits.]]</p>
<p>[[I've been stalking you for months.]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Arigatou!!!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Be right back|Oolong tea]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>You feel it too?! So.... </h2>
<p>[[We should go on a date.]]</p>
<p>[[Anyway, seeya!]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Uhhhhh..... ok, nice talking to you! Sayounara!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohitsune3]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Yokatta! Meet me back here at 8?!</h2>
<p>[[You're on, babe.|hitsunedate]]</p>
<p>[[Actually, I've changed my mind.|Anyway, seeya!]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Um...nani? Ok... see you... </h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohitsune3]]</p><</timed>></center>
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<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Wow, Dot wasn't lying! It's an all you can eat seafood buffet in here.... And I certainly like what I "sea" (see.)
Where to begin?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2|kindredspirits2]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>So....</h2>
<p>[[We should go on a date.]]</p>
<p>[[Anyway, seeya!]]</p></center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Doki Doki! You look great! Is that a gift for me $name -san?</h2>
<<textbox "$gifthitsune" "The gift is...">><p>[[It's just this!|justthishitsune]]</p></center></div>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<<audio "datesong" loop play>>
<<playlist stop>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_744822695a8a439db8e396cf1c2b9ce7~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<div class="fade-in"><h2><i>Wow, Dot wasn't lying! It's an all you can eat seafood buffet in here.... And I certainly like what I "sea" (see.)
Where to begin?</i></h2></div>
<p>[[Man 1]]</p>
<p>[[Man 2|Take me as I am.]]</p>
<p>[[Man 3]]</p></center>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I heard the leaves here fall slower than anywhere else in the country. Like, stress-inducingly slow!</h2>
<p>[[I love when everything moves at the wrong speed.]]</p>
<p>[[That's sort of thing's not my bag, baby.|Take me as I am.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Nani? What's the real reason??</h2>
<<textbox "$realreasonhitsune" "The real reason is....">><p>[[And that's a fact, Jack.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>You too?! We're like kindred spirits or something. So....</h2>
<p>[[We should go on a date.]]</p>
<p>[[Anyway, seeya!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Yabai... that's..... that's not OK!</h2>
<p>[[Take me as I am.]]</p>
<p>[["Actually THAT one was the lie. It's actually " + $reason|Actually THAT one was the lie]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I don't think it's going to work out between us. Kuso!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohitsune4]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Yoshi! Phew! Could you go get me a tea if we're to continue talking?</h2>
<p>[[Of course!|teahitsune]]</p>
<p>[[Get it yourself, punk.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I've always wanted $gifthitsune! You're so thoughtful!</h2>
<p>[[It's nothing, really.]]</p>
<p>[[You're easy to please.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_3769419a5b5647a0aff102dadb49ce97~mv2.jpg" width="600" height="400" /></div><<timed 5s t8n>><center><div class="fade-in"><h2>Later that evening...</h2></div></center>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "You're on, babe.">>
\<</timed>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>You are too modest! Random question but... how do you feel about anime?</h2>
<p>[[I'm obsessed!]]</p>
<p>[[I've never been interested in it before.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Fuzaken! Don't be so rude!</h2>
<p>[[I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.]]</p>
<p>[[Fight me!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Majide? Oh well! I forgive you! Random question but... how do you feel about anime?</h2>
<p>[[I'm obsessed!]]</p>
<p>[[I've never been interested in it before.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_dacd170aa6e14acab0847eeb625c7f66~mv2.gif" width="600" height="400" />
<h2>HITSUNE</h2> <b>$target HP</b>
<h2>$name</h2> <b>$healthpoints HP</b><<if $target lt 0>>
<<goto "Hitsune Funeral">>
<<elseif $healthpoints lt 0>>
<<goto "You are dead.">>
<<else>>
<<button <p>Megapunch!</p> `passage()`>>
<<set $coinToss to either ("heads", "tails")>>
<<audio "fightimpact" play>>
<</button>>
<<button <p>Ultrakick!</p> `passage()`>>
<<set $coinToss to either ("heads", "tails")>>
<<audio "fightimpact" play>>
<</button>>
<<button <p>Flee!</p> `passage()`>>
<<goto "<flee>">>
<</button>>
<<if $coinToss == "heads">>
<<set $target -= 10>>
<<print "<p>You hit Hitsune! It does 10 damage! .</p>">>
<<elseif $coinToss == "tails">>
<<set $healthpoints -= 10>>
<<print "<p>You miss! Hitsune hits you with 10 damage.</p>">>
<</if>>
<</if>></center>
<<audio datesong stop>>
<<audio fightsong loop play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>No shame in knowing when you're beat! So what now?</h2>
<p>[[This is the end for us.]]</p>
<p>[[Let's continue our date.]]</p></center>
<<audio fightsong stop>>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<<audio datesong loop play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Oh... ok, if that's how you feel. Nice meeting you! ...baka....</h2>
<p>[[No! I didn't even know you were anime, I swear!]]</p>
<p>[[If you want.]]</p></center>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohitsunelook]]</p><</timed>>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Of course! I really admire a person who can challenge me to an epic battle on the first date!</h2>
<p>[[You should see what I do on a second date.]]</p>
<p>[[That's weird, you disgust me.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Oh... so I'm like, ticking a box for you or something? I'm an individual, you know! Kuso!</h2>
<p>[[No! I didn't even know you were anime, I swear!]]</p>
<p>[[If you want.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>So what, I'm like... an experiment for you?</h2>
<p>[[No! I didn't even know you were anime, I swear!]]</p>
<p>[[If you want.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Sorry $name -san! I'm being silly, I just get so flustered around you!</h2>
<p>[[That's sweet.]]</p>
<p>[[That's weird.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I do not want! Tatakau! You want a fight?!</h2>
<p>[[Yeah, fight me!|Fight me!]]</p>
<p>[[You're crazy!|That's weird, you disgust me.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<<audio finalsong play>>
<<audio fightsong stop>>
<<playlist stop>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_0c15bb64e8aa48dea4fa18e3f5c2ccb4~mv2.jpg" width="600" height="400" /></div></center>
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><h2>You have died valiantly in a battle with your date. Your gravestone reads "Better Dead Than Dishonored".</h2></div></center>
<<next 10s>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><h2>Nobody ever visits.</h2></div></center>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "The End">>
\<</timed>>
<<audio finalsong play>>
<<audio fightsong stop>>
<<playlist stop>>
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<<timed 5s t8n>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><h2>Hitsune Mikeo is dead. The town mourns the loss of a beautiful young man, full of promise.</h2></div></center>
<<next 10s>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><h2>You are run out of Cavo Due forever.</h2></div></center>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "The End">>
\<</timed>>
<<widget "decreasehealth">>
\<<if $args[0]>>
<<set $healthpoints -= $args[0]>>
<<replace "#messages">>You weaken!!!<</replace>>
\<</if>>
\<</widget>><span id="messages"></span>
<<click "Increase Health">>
\<<increasehealth 3>>
\<<append "#messages">><br>Health is $healthpoints<</append>>
\<</click>>
<<click "Deccrease Health">>
\<<"decreasehealth" 2>>
\<<append "#messages">><br>Health is $healthpoints<</append>>
\<</click>><center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_0c15bb64e8aa48dea4fa18e3f5c2ccb4~mv2.jpg" width="600" height="400" />
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>Nobody ever visits.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "The End">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Nani!! Maybe we could skip to that now...</h2>
<p>[[Start your engines.]]</p>
<p>[[On a first date??]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Rude!!! This date is over, baka! Say goodbye to these!!!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>><p>[[Continue|nohitsunelook]]</p><</timed>></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Nani!! $name no koto ga suki desu, you really think so?</h2>
<p>[[I do. I think you're sweeter than shio daifuku, a traditional Japanese confectionery which consists of chewy mochi shells filled with creamy or coarse anko red bean paste.]]</p>
<p>[[I'm kidding, obviously. How old are you anyway?]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Nani?! Why are you so mean?!!!</h2>
<p>[[To keep you keen.]]</p>
<p>[[To keep me clean.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>$name -san, I think in you I have found the one!</h2>
<p>[[Then marry me.|No way, I'm getting too old to date.]]</p>
<p>[[Then sleep with me.|I could join you?]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I'm an adult, I'm just drawn to appear much younger for reasons best not examined too closely.</h2>
<p>[[That makes sense and it's fine.]]</p>
<p>[[I'm uncomfortable with this.|You have, yeah.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Kokuhaku! I feel like I've been waiting my whole life for someone who understands me like you do!</h2>
<p>[[Psyche! That ain't me!]]</p>
<p>[[Fuck it, let's get married.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Baka! So rude! I'm not into sadoderes!</h2>
<p>[[Take me as I am or get outta here!!!]]</p>
<p>[[The psyche was a psyche, I'm actually psyched.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Majide?! You don't think it's too soon?</h2>
<p>[[Of course it is.]]</p>
<p>[[No way, I'm getting too old to date.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Fine! Outta here it is! Baka!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><p>[[Continue.|nohitsunelook]]</p></div><</timed>></center>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>You... are? Huhhhh??! Sonna... I am so confused, $name -san!</h2>
<p>[[Perfect. Let's go to bed.|Start your engines.]]</p>
<p>[[The psyche being a psyche was a psyche, I'm actually not psyched at all|The psyche being a psyche, I'm actually not psyched at all.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>This.... is getting a bit weird. I think I should leave.</h2>
<p>[[No don't go!]]</p>
<p>[[Don't let the door screw ya where the pervert drew ya.|nohitsunelook]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Masaka! Of course! Let's get married right now!</h2>
<p>[[No time like the present!]]</p>
<p>[[Don't you know when I'm kidding??|Of course it is.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Uh... ok! I guess there's nothing wrong with some light teasing on a first date.</h2>
<p>[[You should see what I do on a second date.]]</p>
<p>[[That's weird, you disgust me.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_d1bc90450fd44d5daf25cdc1bfa19a3a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" /></div>
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You and Hitsune Mikeo marry that evening.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
<h2>You spend fifty blissful years drifting slowly towards each other and softly saying "huuhhhh?!" with big, shiny eyes that see only each other.</h2>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "hitsunemarry3">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
<<audio finalsong play>>
<<audio fightsong stop>>
<<audio car play>>
<<playlist stop>>
<<audio "datesong" stop>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_d1bc90450fd44d5daf25cdc1bfa19a3a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>On the day before your 51st anniversary, Hitsune Mikeo takes a small bite of watermelon and passes away in his sleep. </h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You die of heartbreak a week later.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "The End">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
<<audio finalsong play>>
<<audio fightsong stop>>
<<playlist stop>>
<<audio "datesong" stop>>
<center><div class="fade-in"><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_2fa40c1c63fa4b14a6cac095ca3cd13e~mv2.jpg" width="600" height="400" /></div>
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You and Hitsune Mikeo head back to his room, where he shows you how he does it.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>It's.... weird.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
\<<goto "engines2">>
\<</timed>>
</center>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Ryoukai! I've put you off...</h2>
<p>[[You have, yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[No! We can do it if you really want.|Start your engines.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>I understand. I am embarrassed. I should go, $name -san.....</h2>
<p>[[I think that's best.|nohitsunelook]]</p>
<p>[[If it means that much to you, I'll do you.|Start your engines.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Gahhhh! You're so frustrating! I can't take this, get out of here! Usero!</h2>
<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><p>[[Continue.|nohitsunelook]]</p></div><</timed>></center>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Maybe I didn't mention it before, but I'm not into sadoderes. Cut it out!</h2>
<p>[[I'm sorry!|sorryhitsunemikeo]]</p>
<p>[[Don't tell me what to do.|That's weird, you disgust me.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>What does that even mean?</h2>
<p>[[Don't know.]]</p>
<p>[[Not sure.|Don't know.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Majide? Oh well! I forgive you! It's getting kinda late. I should be getting off to bed.</h2>
<p>[[I could join you?]]</p>
<p>[[Cool, 'night then!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>You're kinda weird, $name -san...</h2>
<p>[[You should see me in the bedroom.|You should see what I do on a second date.]]</p>
<p>[[I don't appreciate being told that.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<center><IMG SRC="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cf0359_49b6dcea449c4b36b6d6998aa122bd4a~mv2.png" width="600" height="400" />
<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Huhhhhh?? Nani?! Do you mean it?</h2>
<p>[[Start your engines.]]</p>
<p>[[I was kidding!|On a first date??]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>You don't want to.... join me?</h2>
<p>[[If you insist.|Start your engines.]]</p>
<p>[[On a first date??]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>Moshi Wake Gozaimasen! I am so sorry! I have offended you.</h2>
<p>[[You have, yeah.]]</p>
<p>[[No, it's fine. I'm just tired.]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
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<h1>Hitsune Mikeo:</h1><h2>It is getting kinda late. Maybe we should head off to bed.</h2>
<p>[[Together?!|I could join you?]]</p>
<p>[[Cool, 'night then!]]</p></center>
<<audio dialoguemale play>>
<<audio "datesong" stop>>
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<<timed 5s t8n>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>Like, really weird. Stuff they would ban on image boards, weird.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
<div class="fade-in"><h2>You leave town the next day, change your name and never look back.</h2></div>
<<next 10s>>
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